For men, using pick-up lines is a regular thing when they are trying to talk to a woman. However, for a woman, it’s a little different. Some women find pick-up lines cheesy and just plain ole’ ridiculous. So, if you want to pick up a fireman, or to flirt with a military man, or you want to try out that police officer’s handcuffs, here are some witty and playful pick-up lines that you may want to use.
Fireman Pick-Up Lines
- So, I’ve heard that firemen are always in heat, is this true?
- Isn’t it your job to go in when it’s extremely hot and not to pull out until it’s dripping wet? If so, I need your help.
- I want to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
- You may be a fireman, but I am a professional hose handler.
Cop Pick-Up Lines
- Is that your gun in that pocket, or would you say you are just happy to see me?
- Nice uniform, Officer. But… It would look much better at the foot of my bed.
- Policemen you see on television and movies are always so handsome, but they are nothing compared to the real thing.
Doctor Pick-Up Lines
- I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
- You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
- You are systemic and I’m pulmonary. We may be divided, but together we are one.
- I think you are lacking some vitamin me.
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so that I may unzip your genes.
Military Pick-Up Lines
- Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?
- Drop and give me 69!
- I haven’t been laid recently, can I have your charge 8 stick?
- Hey you wanna be a Marine? No? Wanna make little ones?
- Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
- You must work at postal cause I’m admiring your package.
General Pick-Up Lines
- You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
- You touch his shirt and ask, “Is this cotton?” Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, “Oh, this must be felt.”
- “I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together.”
- Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him it’s all you can eat for under a dollar.
- I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
Looking to catch the eye of a man in uniform? Using a clever pick-up line could be just the trick! Whether you're interested in a military man, a firefighter, or a police officer, a good pick-up line can help you break the ice and start a conversation. Check out our list of top pick-up lines that are sure to grab the attention of the man in uniform you've been eyeing. And if you're specifically interested in dating army men, don't forget to read our article on dating army men for some valuable insights and tips.